This band of delinquent basses has formed a violent street gang called The Six-Stringas

8 string player meets whippersnapper w/9 string. Is he aware of his imminent obsolescence?

Perfect for funk, fusion or removing pizzas from a hot oven

The delicious Keebler Fudge bass

Thomas Jefferson commissioned this bass in the shape of the Louisiana Purchase

Some newer basses double as mancala boards

This bass is designed to appear normal while one is 'shrooming

Many hideous basses seek intensive psychotherapy

Until recently, it's been far too difficult for left-handed players to find dizzyingly ugly basses

Priceless artifact: the bass from the funk/fusion band that sank with the Titanic

The classic scarab bass preferred by the pharaohs

The bass from Avatar

Satan's bass?